Tuesday, January 06, 2004
Over the last couple of years, I have been very lax about making New Year’s resolutions. This year I decided that it was imperative that I make a few and really try to stick with them. However, instead of forcing myself to come up with them and start on New Year’s Eve, I decided to wait until a few days afterwards, so as not to put any unnecessary pressure upon myself. As I said, I am serious about sticking to my resolutions.
So…without further adieu…adoo…ragu…I give you my 2004 New Year’s Resolutions!
*Quit smoking. By all means, cut the shit and stop putting those filthy bitches in your mouth Joe! I am three days in and more vehement about quitting than I was 3 days ago.
*Eat healthier. Pizza should be eaten no more than twice a week and there must be a serious cut down on candy. My teeth and my loves (love handles) need the break.
*Complete 3 days of exercise per week. That means running or calisthenics or weight training. Jumping out of a plane counts and so does taking a really good shit. Ok, shits don’t count, but if I’m having a really hard week…yeah, shits don’t count.
*Put $25 a week into my savings account. God knows where I will get that extra money, but God also knows that I need that extra money, what with all of my friends getting married this year. $25 a week may save my ass in the long run.
*Make one MAJOR jump in my acting career. This includes getting an agent or doing a student film for PAY or participating in any production that will get me closer to obtaining my Actor’s Equity or SAG card.
*Work on having more patience, more self-esteem, more confidence, and better stress management.
*Take an acting class.
*Get my Passport.
*Learn how to sew.
*Go to the dentist. (Yes I’ve BEEN to the dentist before…just not since 2002. I’m SCARED of it ok?!?!)
*Be kinder and more understanding with Paul.
*Go to church at least twice a month. No exceptions.
*Create a recipe binder.
*Organize my loose papers. (We ALL have loose papers, right?)
*Develop my 25 rolls of film.
*Hook up with a bodybuilder of substantial size.
*Eat a vagina. Hork never.
I think this list is fair and I have a whole year to complete it. To me, the most important item on this list, besides learning to sew of course, is to go to church. Over the last two years, my relationship with God has become strained and almost non-existent. I do pray on a daily basis, but it’s just not enough. I know that if I work on this relationship, everything else will fall right into place.
It’s time to focus on what is really important.
So…without further adieu…adoo…ragu…I give you my 2004 New Year’s Resolutions!
*Quit smoking. By all means, cut the shit and stop putting those filthy bitches in your mouth Joe! I am three days in and more vehement about quitting than I was 3 days ago.
*Eat healthier. Pizza should be eaten no more than twice a week and there must be a serious cut down on candy. My teeth and my loves (love handles) need the break.
*Complete 3 days of exercise per week. That means running or calisthenics or weight training. Jumping out of a plane counts and so does taking a really good shit. Ok, shits don’t count, but if I’m having a really hard week…yeah, shits don’t count.
*Put $25 a week into my savings account. God knows where I will get that extra money, but God also knows that I need that extra money, what with all of my friends getting married this year. $25 a week may save my ass in the long run.
*Make one MAJOR jump in my acting career. This includes getting an agent or doing a student film for PAY or participating in any production that will get me closer to obtaining my Actor’s Equity or SAG card.
*Work on having more patience, more self-esteem, more confidence, and better stress management.
*Take an acting class.
*Get my Passport.
*Learn how to sew.
*Go to the dentist. (Yes I’ve BEEN to the dentist before…just not since 2002. I’m SCARED of it ok?!?!)
*Be kinder and more understanding with Paul.
*Go to church at least twice a month. No exceptions.
*Create a recipe binder.
*Organize my loose papers. (We ALL have loose papers, right?)
*Develop my 25 rolls of film.
*Hook up with a bodybuilder of substantial size.
*Eat a vagina. Hork never.
I think this list is fair and I have a whole year to complete it. To me, the most important item on this list, besides learning to sew of course, is to go to church. Over the last two years, my relationship with God has become strained and almost non-existent. I do pray on a daily basis, but it’s just not enough. I know that if I work on this relationship, everything else will fall right into place.
It’s time to focus on what is really important.
